Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Radegast: Sausage Heaven

Don’t get me wrong, McDonald’s has its place. In fact, the McDouble on the dollar menu may be the best value calorie for calorie in American quick food gastronomy. Certainly it’s among the densest offerings I have found, but it’s generic food and has no soul.

I’m a fan of local food. Low brow ethnic proletarian fare. Peasant food. Cabbages, root vegetables, smoked meats and sausage. Pizza, pasta, hot dogs and burgers. Made by hand in small batches. Honest food for honest folk. Papa John should be shot. In the south, it’s barbecue, barbecue and deep fried whatever.

I was in Williamsburg, Brooklyn the other day waiting for a contractor. When he texted me to say he was an hour late, I decided it was a good time for lunch and went off to find something different. On the corner of Third and Berry, a few blocks up off the East River behind the old Domino Sugar refinery I stumble upon the Radegast Hall and  Biergarden.

Two long low brick buildings half a block deep started life a hundred fifty years ago as factories or carriage repair shops or stables. They have identical gabled roofs and lay alongside each other like a pair of Siamese twins joined from the head to ankles. Red clay brick peers through the chipped and faded paint across the front of the buildings. A hand-lettered A frame sign on the sidewalk says “Open for Lunch.”

As you travel from western Europe across Germany and into the old Austro-Hungarian empire, an air of mystery and superstition gathers itself up and hangs over your consciousness. Cities, villages and countryside all feel like they have a clearer recollection of the earliest days when man first began building with stone. It’s as if humankind’s genetic memory-conduit to the middle ages has less interference when you move further east.

You know what I mean. It’s the same only different. There’s a darker feel to the landscape. The trees seem taller and the cliffs sharper. People are shorter and thicker with rounder faces. Cities once under control of Soviet dictators are a little bit sootier, the streetcars are older and the alphabet is different enough to throw you slightly off kilter.

That’s how I feel as I walk up the ramp into the barroom. That’s right, no steps, just a short steep ramp up off the sidewalk. As if the owners don’t want to discourage hard drinking customers by making them walk up and down steps.

It’s a dark wooden room with blackened raftered ceiling lit by Victorian-looking chandeliers and some natural light that leaks in the windows from next door. Age hangs thick on the place. Age that it wears proudly. This is no musty, dusty cobwebby place. It’s just dark, chunky and silent. Stern, beribboned Hapsburg generals in gaudy uniforms and walrus mustaches watch over the room from the safety of their picture frame.

The bar is kidney-shaped and broad enough to dance on. The lunchtime crowd is just me and the bartender.  I pull up a barstool and settle in. It has thick legs and a strong back like the factory stiffs and longshoremen it was designed for. The bartender, younger than you’d expect in a place like this, wears a tuxedo shirt with bow tie and has a vague accent.

I order a coke and ask for a lunch menu which I get right away. The menu is a list of sausages. Just sausages. Bratwurst, Kielbasa, Chicken sausage with somethingorother, Knockwurst and other names I don’t recognize and can’t remember. Across the top it says, “Order at the Grill.” At the bottom, “All sausages include sauerkraut and French fries.”

Like an idiot, I ask, “Can you get this for me or do I have to order at the grill?”

“You have to order at the grill”

I look around, it’s dark, but not that dark. Don’t notice a grill anywhere. “Never been here before. Where’s the grill?”

He points at a shining doorway to the other building. Friendlier. “Through there to the left. You’ll see it.”

Through the doorway it’s a different world. The roof/ceiling is about half skylights so the brick walls are bright as the sunny outdoors. Two rows of massive rough-hewn picnic tables run straight as railroad tracks from one end of the building to the other on a grey slate floor. 


The end wall is ancient discolored brick and has a giant Bohemian looking mural painted above an archway on its left half. There’s one guy sitting at a picnic table at the far end of the room in front of the mural. He has long hair and a long beard.  He’s eating something with plastic utensils out of a red and white gingham printed cardboard tray. The grill is opposite him. It’s a big grill. Set back behind a pass-through in the brick wall, the cook has to stand in the middle so he can reach both ends.

As I approach, I see the grill’s between me and the cook and there’s about a dozen sausages browning and sizzling on it. I’m looking at the sausages and the cook’s looking at me. I have no idea what I’m seeing. I recognize Kielbasa, but that’s about it. These are not Food Lion sausages. They’re fat and heavy oozing grease and goodness through cracked browned casings. I break the ice. Pointing at a promising one I ask, “What’s that?”

“Knockwurst”

“That a bratwurst?” I ask pointing at another.

“No. that’s Easter sausage, that one’s a brat.”

“How ‘bout that?” I ask, gesturing at a lighter colored one.

“Chicken”

I give up. Shrugging, “What’s your favorite?”

“Easter.” He’s grinning now. Clearly enjoying this.

“Ok, I’ll take your word for it. Easter it is.”

“Sauerkraut? Fries?”

“Yep, yep.”

He shovels a heaping mass of sauerkraut from a metal pot the size of a water bucket into a skillet and tosses that on the grill. It’s got a yellowish/orange tinge unlike any sauerkraut I’ve ever seen before. 

“Guess this is your first time here. Should come back at night.” He’s dropping a basket of fries into the fryer. “More people. Different menu. They have a dish called Goulash you really should try.” Odd to hear a cook in a place like this talking about Goulash like it’s something novel and glamorous.

“I’d like to but I’m just passing through. Gettin' some lunch, then I’m gone.”

“Too bad, they have live music here alla time. Tuesday through Sunday. Jazz, mostly. Old time jazz. New Orleans and like that.” 

Looking past him I can see a whole other room back beyond the cooking area. Fully stocked bars and tables in the same dark wood. The place is far bigger than you’d think from the street.

“I pay you or at the bar?”

“Me. It’s nine bucks.”

I slip him a ten and a single. He grabs two of those red and white gingham printed cardboard trays and doubles them up so they won’t leak. The sauerkraut goes on one side and the fries on the other. The sausage lands on top. He hands it to me. I hesitate when I see there’s no roll. Cook points to one side and says, “Utensils, ketchup and mustard. Enjoy.”

There’s about four different kinds of mustard in metal bowls. I take a spoonful of the reddish colored one and slather it along the sausage. Probably has some red horseradish in it I figure. Grab plastic utensils and head back to the barroom with the hot redolent cardboard going moist in my hand.

Back at my seat I drop that exquisite steaming aromatic mass onto the bar. I live for these moments. The dark coziness of the room and the anticipation of that sausage with exotic kraut makes me all warm and contented. I just sit here for a moment holding my plastic knife and fork, soaking it all in and wishing for some music.

The barkeep materializes and interrupts my reverie. “You wanna use real utensils?” He asks kind of sheepishly as he proffers the metal ones. They’re wrapped in a cloth napkin and he’s shoving them at me.

“Uh, yeah. Ok.” I reach for them without thinking and never really break my focus off the food. I snatch a fry. It’s hot and crunches when I bite into it. It’s a pretty thick fry. Not a steak fry, but bigger than a McDonald's one. About as fat as a Sharpie. Probably went frozen into the oil because it’s crispy on the outside and still soft inside. Good and salty. Perfect.

I’m saving the sausage. I go for the kraut next. It looks soooo weird. Clearly has turmeric in it. Probably paprika, too. What am I saying? Of course it’s paprika. Where the hell am I? Good hot Hungarian paprika. I had paprika like this in Budapest back in ’05. Even brought some home. Unmistakable. Garlic, too. The kraut’s hot, sweet, spicy and vinegary all at the same time. I’m in heaven.

Finally I drive my fork into the sausage and it spits oily sausage juice all over my French fries. I’m smiling. This is freakin’ awesome. And I found it by accident! I’m cutting the meat into little pieces and forking their wonferfulness into my mouth one at a time so it lasts longer. More than halfway through the fries, they’re still crunchy except for the wet spots where the sausage or kraut leaked onto them. And that’s ok because it just adds flavor.

Soon. Far too soon, I have to stop. Because I just can’t eat any more. It’s only some fries that are left. I figured out long ago that you finish the meat first, the veggies second and the potatoes last because they’re the cheapest and if you’re paying for that meat you sure as hell better eat it all and who cares about a bunch of damn potatoes anyway (even if they’re perfectly crunchy salty and fat as a Sharpie)?

I take a last slurp off the Coke and look at the check. A dollar fifty for the soft drink. I leave some cash on the bar, wave at the bartender and head for the door. I’m coming back here some day when it’s ok to have a few beers. Yeah. McDonalds has its place, but it’s not here and it’s not now. 

Friday, December 27, 2013

Paris and the Loire in winter

Cold. Damp. Windy. But it was Paris, so who cared? We’d left Newark four hours late in a blizzard and arrived four hours late in the City of Lights. Our friend, an expatriate, met us at Charles DeGaulle Airport. We’ve been to Paris a bunch of times, but this is the first time that we didn’t have to fool around with a rental car or get a cab or train into the city. Knowing a local is a real treat.

Her apartment is on the Right Bank, a short way from the US Embassy. There’s a security gate at the street. Punch in a code and you get access to a passageway once used by carriages. Pass through a second gate and you find yourself in a courtyard garden. Cross the garden, push through the main entrance into the marbled foyer, up a short flight and welcome to the Elevator From Hell. 

Actually, it’s the Elevator Doors From Hell. The French have an obsession with self-closing doors. A good idea, but their springs are far too aggressive. The outer, wire mesh door opens out. The dual inner, wood and glass doors open in. Both require real strength to open, and both love to snap shut on luggage, grocery bags, backpacks and slow moving derrières.
               
We took the nickel tour of the apartment, showered, changed and hit the street. Lunch was in a small, smoky, brightly lit neighborhood bistro where the waiter knew our friend and made little jokes in French. He really was a pleasant guy, and the lunch of soup, salmon, bread, cheese and (of course) wine was perfect. We sat in a small booth in a corner and watched the other diners and their dogs as they chatted and ate and smoked and drank and barked and growled and talked and texted and just lived.
               
After lunch, we walked to the embassy. The US Embassy is on the Place de la Concorde, a traffic circle at the foot of the Champs Elysee. Opposite the embassy in the center island of the circle is an Egyptian Obelisk looted from the Temple of Thebes in Luxor. I saw its twin still standing in the original position a couple of years ago. It’s certainly impressive and dramatic standing there in Paris, but it would probably look more at home back in Luxor. It was a “gift” to the French Government, given while Egypt was a French colony. That was about the same time that Napoleon’s soldiers were shooting the nose off The Sphinx looking for treasure.

There’s a bar in the Embassy, and that night, five American women were putting on a musical show for an audience of about fifty people. The youngest performer was a seventh grader who sang two original songs and played guitar. She gave a solid performance. The kid was followed by four forty-something diplomats who together and in combination entertained with original and cover tunes on vocals, guitar and piano. It was mostly folk music, but with a splash of lounge jazz. The bartenders were competent, the drinks strong, the pizza bad, and the company terrific.

After the show ended, we had a late dinner at a pasta restaurant a few doors from the embassy with a bunch of our new friends. The place had faux-painted sandstone walls with statues in little carved niches. Italianate tapestries hung from the walls and potted plants provided privacy. We had salad and pasta and wonderful crusty bread and wine and conversation and laughs ‘til no one was left in the place except us. When I travel to Europe, I try to stay up as late as possible on the first day in order to acclimate to the time change. I usually make it to about nine in the evening. This time we went til two in the morning on three hours of airline sleep!

Next morning, after a quick breakfast, we toured the neighborhood. A few blocks from our friend’s place is the local market. The street’s lined with food shops for several blocks, and the vendors build sidewalk displays on Saturday. The stands were filled with geometrical arrangements of fresh fruits and vegetables, some familiar and some alien. Oysters in their knobby grey shells and scallops in their brownish shells about the size of a big man’s open hand were piled in great mounds. Mushrooms were everywhere – chanterelles, portabellas, tree ears, and many others that I couldn’t identify.

One of the things I love about French food markets is their lack of squeamishness about displaying meat. Americans are neurotic about not wanting to know that their meat used to walk around under its own power, so we package it to look sterile and unrecognizable. 

The French have no such quirks. Gutted suckling pigs dangle from hooks. Skinned and cleaned rabbit carcasses aligned in display cases, stacked against each other in a row. In one display, a turkey was cleaned and plucked, but the iridescent feathers were still on its head, neck, and tail. The bird was laid in the display case with its feathered neck curved into a graceful loop and luxuriant tail spread in a smooth arc. It was beautiful and it reminded me of 17th Century still lives in the Louvre. We didn’t visit the Musee du Louvre on this trip; our plan was to concentrate on the Chateaus of the Loire Valley.

Later that morning, we headed southeast on the A10 highway to Blois. France has a system of superhighways much like our own, but the speed limits are higher -- often in the eighty mile per hour range. Along the route we got a good look at one of the famous high speed TGV trains as it passed us at nearly double our speed. Including stops for gas and junk food (how about mustard flavored potato chips?), the drive lasted a bit over two hours. Our final destination was a bed & breakfast inn, or "chambres d'hôtes", called Le Saint Michel, in the tiny village of Les Montils a quarter of an hour outside of Blois.
Villa Ste Michel

Le Saint Michel was built in 1835. The brick and masonry building is three stories tall and has four guest rooms, formal salon and dining rooms, a library, and commercial kitchen. Less than two years before, innkeepers Dominique Couvreur and Marie-Paule Rondpierre bought the run down and overgrown mini estate. They hired a renovation team of seven men and spent nine months bringing it back to life.

The salon has a detailed ceiling, painted crown moldings and working fireplace. The library and dining room both have beamed ceilings and in the library is a Louis XII fireplace rescued from a far older building. The dining room seats ten, has an elaborate carved fireplace with the salamander motif of King Francois I and the Eagle of Napoleon. The dining room walls are covered with rich, old, raised panel oak woodwork.

Marie-Paule met us at door wearing blue jeans and a University of Maryland sweatshirt -- not at all what I expected from a French country innkeeper. She shook our hands after giving our friend a pair of the traditional two-sided air kisses. Although she was born in France, Marie-Paule has a perfect Queens, New York accent. Her father moved the family to Detroit after World War I, but returned to France in time for World War II. After the war ended, he planned to return them to AmericaChile this time, so the family all learned Spanish. But he changed his mind, had the family learn English, and went back to the USAForest Hills, Queens.

We were joined shortly by her partner, Dominique, a slight, elegant woman of indeterminate middle age. Dominique greeted us formally in French. Although she didn’t seem to speak much English, Marie-Paule let the cat out of the bag and told us that Dominique actually speaks English well enough to handle a hotel full of Americans when she has to.

All the guest rooms in Le Saint Michel are named for Former Queens of France, except “Diane”. That room is named for Diane de Poitiers, a favorite of Henry II, and enemy of his Queen, Catherine de Medici. We stayed in the room named for Queen Charlotte of Savoy, wife of King Louis XI. Our friend had Catherine. Both rooms were furnished with antiques that the two women collected, appropriated from relatives, and picked up from local estates.

The innkeepers added private bathrooms to each guest room. The big rooms, Charlotte and Catherine, have full bathtubs with showers, while the smaller rooms have just a shower stall, sink, and commode. All the tile and fixtures are shiny and white. The sink in Charlotte is the only fixture saved from before the renovation. It’s a gigantic free-standing double sink. About 5 feet wide on rounded white porcelain legs, it has two bowls and the original 1920’s faucets.
             
Marie-Paule arranged a wine tasting for us at a local vineyard. Michel Contour is the proprietor of the vineyard, and he makes his own wines from Cabernet Franc, Gamay and Pinot Noir grapes that he picks by hand. He makes a red, a white, and a rosé that was surprisingly unlike any rosé that I have tasted. It’s fruity and vibrant and a delightful drinking wine. The wine is named for the region, Cheverny (sheh-ver-NAY), and Michel’s name is in small print near the bottom of the label.

M. Contour lives on the property in a compound with two homes. One is for him and his family, and the other belongs to his mother who helps him in the business. At seventy-one, Madame Contour is an energetic wisp with grey hair and a handy smile. She manages the bottling operation and the retail shop while Michel runs the vineyard, makes the wine, and serves as the mayor of the village of Cellettes. He could expand his operation to make more money, but he enjoys the life of an urbane, hands-on viniculturer and winemaker, and he revels in village politics. We were fortunate to show up on a day when the vineyard was hosting a pottery exhibition.

Dominique Garet and Roz Herrin were the potters. We didn’t meet Dominique, but were surprised to find that Roz is actually an English woman named Rose. Fortyish, she has a girlish look and a disarming flirtatious little twisted smile that cracks open her animated face. It’s a face that’s seen a lot of sun or a lot of hours before a hot kiln, but the crinkly seams and wrinkles add warmth and character. She’s designed and invented some unique pieces, too.

One that caught our eye was a broad, flat, funnel-shaped bowl about as wide as a dinner plate. The mouth of the bowl is filled by a removable disc, into which are punched a couple dozen holes of various sizes. Some of the holes can accommodate a fat toothpick, others a pinky finger. The entire unit is no more than three inches tall. I examined it for several minutes trying to figure out its function before surrendering and begging an explanation. The disc is a frog -- for arranging live flowers. Water goes into the bowl. Those annoying and apparently useless little short-stemmed flowers that you always seem to end up with go into the holes. Since Krys is forever putting stumpy-stemmed flowers in shot glasses, we had an immediate use for Roz’s invention.

Medici's - Blois
Dinner Saturday night in Blois was at a place called Medici’s, named for Catherine de Medici who was a daughter of the great Florentine family. We didn’t even need a reservation. On the edge of a light industrial district, it doesn’t look like much from the outside. Inside, though, it’s a riot of classic Florentine style. The walls and ceilings are heavily decorated and painted in the rich deep green, gold and peach of the Florentine Duomo. All that’s missing are a couple of Michelangelo sculptures.

We spent the evening at the restaurant; it was a five-course, four-hour dinner. Aperitif and hors d’oeuvre, entrée, main, cheese, dessert, digestif and coffee. We had venison in a black currant sauce, steak and fish. The cheese was served the old fashioned way, a couple dozen varieties on a rolling cart. We pointed to our choice, and the waitress cut and served. Cheverny is famous for its goat cheese, which is rolled in soot to cure. I tried the goat cheese, the Roquefort and the camembert, which is a cow-cheese that comes only from Normandy. It was soft, sweet, creamy and contrasted perfectly the drier and more piquant goat cheese.

On Sunday, we followed the river down to Amboise, a small town with a famous chateau. Amboise is also known for its Sunday flea market where you can buy anything from breakfast to a new sofa or a pair of used trousers. The market’s on a strip of land along the river side of the dike that protects the town from floods. The most elaborate vendor stalls are permanent structures, like sheds or pole barns. Others are enclosed trailers opened up and transformed into full working kitchens -- one had a pot four feet across full of Choucroute Garni, Alsatian sauerkraut and sausage -- and elaborate merchandise displays so tall it took a pole with a hook to get shirts down from the top.
              
Uphill from the river is a small estate called Le Clos Lucé. It’s surrounded by a wall and, once through the gate, a wide lawn bordered by trees and nearly as long as a football field slides gently down to the left. To the right is the three-story renaissance brick house where Leonardo da Vinci spent the last three years of his life. Invited to Amboise by Francois I, he was provided with housing and a pension. Two rooms on the main level were renovated during the eighteenth century, but most of the house still appears as it did during da Vinci’s time. The floors are softly worn terra cotta tile and window shutters are carved with a folded fabric pattern found throughout the region. 

Many pieces of furniture actually owned by da Vinci are still there, including the bed in which he died. I was struck by the look of the study. Tall-ceilinged, neat, orderly and sparsely furnished. Five hundred years ago I bet it was a fantastic mess of books, models, dust, and clutter.

The curators have built displays with thoughtful imagination. One of da Vinci’s sketches of the town and the Chateau hangs beside the window where he sat as he drew it. The view is unmistakable and the effect startling. In the lower level of the house are models of machines that he invented. The reproductions were created by IBM employees using techniques and materials of the Renaissance. 

A servant of Kings, many of da Vinci’s innovations were for implements of war: Improved catapults and cannons. Prototypes of machine guns. But he was also fascinated by flight. There was a crude helicopter and a glider. He even invented the parachute – a pyramid-shaped device of fabric stretched over a light wood frame. The display included his mathematical calculations specifying the relationship between the height of the parachute and the size of the open area at its base.

Da Vinci was a close advisor of King Francois I, and in the basement is a secret underground passage that connects to the Chateau almost half a mile away. This long tunnel passes beneath the caves of the troglodytes, which are cut into a long cliff face. I grew up thinking that troglodytes were a race of ancient cave-dwellers, but in Amboise they aren’t too ancient. In fact they have satellite dishes outside their caves. They have homey-looking curtains in the windows and pleasant, tile-topped chimneys jutting out from them as well. We didn’t have an opportunity  to get inside any of these modernized caves, but we did walk up close in a failed attempt to look through a window. I wonder if this is where Tolkien got the idea of Hobbits living in Hobbit-holes. They match his description perfectly!
 
Chateau Royale d’Amboise dominates the center of town. It’s built atop a spur of rock that juts out into the confluence of the Loire River to the north and the Amasse to the south. There has been fortification of some sort here since the time of Christ. One of the most striking features of this Chateau is The Horseman’s Tower. It’s a two-tiered crenellated cylinder standing on end, over sixty feet across and almost a hundred fifty feet tall. Inside the tower is a brick ramp that spirals five times around an empty core and permits access to the Chateau for horsemen from the town.


Most castles open to the public in Europe are massive, stark, stone-cold edifices. Signs usually inform visitors that in their heyday, tapestries would have adorned the walls…. We visited ten of the several dozen rooms in the Chateau d’Amboise, and tapestries still adorn those walls. Expansive, gorgeous, three, four, and five hundred year old Flemish and Aubosson tapestries drape from ceiling to floor on many walls and original paintings by old masters hang in the state rooms. Fifteenth and sixteenth century antiques fill the Chateau and in the guardroom two Milanese suits of armor stand sentry. Since it was off-season, we were able to wander unimpeded by summer crowds.

Like any other seat of medieval or renaissance political power, Amboise has a history of tragedy and bloodshed. During the thirteenth century, the Chateau was repeatedly attacked by the Dukes of Anjou and the Count of Blois. In 1498, King Charles VIII tragically died at there after accidentally hitting his head on a low doorway, and following the failed Protestant uprising of 1560 (think Three Musketeers), many of the reformists were hanged and beheaded on the Chateau grounds.

The grounds of the Chateau, filled with formal gardens and ranks of tightly pruned trees, extend in a dramatic, terraced sweep upward from the rear of the building. The view from the summit takes in both rivers, the Chateau, the town’s rooftop panorama, and the Saint Hubert Chapel. The chapel is built alongside the fortification wall on the edge of the Chateau’s grounds, and it’s a spectacular example of flamboyant Gothic architecture. It includes the expected pointy-arched windows and the finely carved interlacing is sculpted out of Touraine chalk. An elegant cupola grows from the center of the roof and builds into a tall spire decorated with stone hart’s antlers. Inside the little chapel are two fireplaces and the tomb of Leonardo da Vinci, who asked to be interred there while on his deathbed in the spring of 1519.

After lounging about Amboise for the entire day, we rushed back to Le Saint Michel because Marie-Paule was preparing a special dinner for us.  is a traditional winter peasant dish. A stew, it features four different cuts of beef and includes potatoes, turnips, carrots and other vegetables. Two of the cuts were from the hindquarters and the other two were the tail and cheeks. 

I don’t know the proper name for beef cheeks, but they are a delicacy so tender you can chew the meat even if you were toothless. That makes up for the tail. My first experience with oxtail was mainly a struggle. Since the tail is an extension of the spine, the meat clings tenaciously between bone and cartilage that spokes out from the center. I worked it for a while and had some marginal success. Yuri is a fourteen month old Alaskan Husky that lives at le Saint Michel. Yuri was hungry and highly experienced in oxtail.

Our dinner started with cocktails in the salon at seven thirty. It ended with coffee in the dining room at eleven thirty. Over the course of four hours, we enjoyed our Pot au Feu with leeks from the garden. We dined on salad with Marie-Paule’s dressing, local cheese, chocolate tort and magnificent fruit compote. We enjoyed three different wines -- a Cheverny, a Bourgogne, and a taste of Bordeaux. In the meantime, we learned about the region, the house, and the village from our remarkable hostesses. We knew that we’d be saying “au revoir” in the morning, so we milked the evening.

Monday dawned damp and overcast. What a surprise. We fussed with our hostesses over a long farewell, packed up our vehicle, and set off for Chenonceau. Home to some of the most beautiful and powerful women in French history: Catherine de Medici, Diane de Poitiers, Mary Stuart – Queen of Scots, and Louise de Vaudemont – the famed “White Lady of Chenonceau”. On learning of the death of her husband Henri III (a son of Catherine de Medici), Queen Louise fell into such despair that she lived the last twelve years of her life in a black draped bedchamber. She dressed herself only in white and dedicated the remainder of her life to solitude, prayer and ceaseless generosity to the unfortunate.

Chenonceau was originally a fortified mill, but Thomas Bohier tore it down in the sixteenth century and built the original portion of the structure that’s now standing. Access to the property is along a lane bordered on both sides by a colonnade of gigantic sycamores. Stone lions guard the entrance to the grounds and the Chateau rises from the midst of the river Cher. The Chateau is fronted by an honest-to-God moat. We crossed it on a drawbridge. Catherine de Medici’s intimate garden lay on our right and Diane de Poitiers’ massive formal one was on our left.

As we stepped through the doors, the chapel opened to our left. Four hundred year old graffiti, carved and dated in Roman numerals by Mary Stuart’s Scottish guards is scratched into the door jamb and protected by plexiglas. Just beyond the Chapel is the guard’s chamber. Thank goodness for the fireplace! There’s no central heat, so the curators built a fine hot fire in the guardroom. As with Amboise, many of the rooms in Chenonceau are decorated with ancient tapestries. In Catherine de Medici’s bedchamber, her motif of interlocking “C’s is carved into the beamed ceiling.

After Henri II, her husband, was accidentally killed in a fight by Gabriel of Montgomery, Catherine effectively ruled France in the names of four of her sons. When she moved into Chenonceau, the building stood on the riverside with a moat in front and bridge across the Cher at its back. She built a two-story gallery atop the bridge and created one of the most stunning and picturesque of all the Loire Chateaus. During the First World War, the gallery served as a military hospital. 

In WWII, the river Cher was the border between Free and Occupied France, so the gallery/bridge entertained some interesting traffic – smugglers mainly. Even though there was a warm fire on the second floor as well, the cold chilled our bones so we moved on. Paris called and we had only one more day to drink it up.

“Les Francais ne respectent pas la loi.” Translation: “The French have no respect for the law.” Especially traffic laws. We were stuck in rush hour traffic on the Periferique, which is the Parisian version of the Washington Beltway. As we inched along, motorcyclists tore past between the car lanes. Although the law requires motorcyclists to follow the same rules as automobiles, French motorcyclists have no respect for the law and these guys feel entitled to go wherever they want. The French also have no respect for parking rules. One evening we watched a well-dressed man park his new Porsche smack in the middle of a crosswalk. In Paris, no one cares about parking rules and pedestrians are used to being inconvenienced.

Paris loves to decorate herself for Christmas. On our final Parisian day, we wandered the quaint Christmas markets on the right bank a few blocks from the river. Later, we bucked the crowds at Printemps Department Store in search of gifts for the nieces and nephews (don’t miss the view from the rooftop café). We also stopped by Shakespeare and Company, the notorious English language bookstore. Originally founded by Sylvia Beach, it was a hangout of Hemingway, Pound, Gertrude Stein and the other expatriate writers of the 20’s. Shakespeare and Company was the publisher of James Joyce’s Ulysses. The original store closed during WWII, and the current version opened in 1964. As always, they have books for sale and serve as a lending library to itinerate English-speakers. 

Our last evening, we dined in a proletarian French/Lebanese restaurant and then wandered the streets of the right bank scrutinizing Christmas decorations. The air was cold and the wind  bit hard, so we bundled up in hats and scarves. Most of the stores were dark, so mostly we shared the sidewalk with folks hurrying home and a few hardy dog walkers. The trees along Champs Elysee were draped in tiny white lights. Christmas time in Paris. We snapped photos on the center island of the grand boulevard while sparkling trees converged on a brilliantly lit Arc d’Triomphe.




Saturday, July 27, 2013

I'm Baaaaaaaak.

Mt blog’s been quiet for a long time. It started as a marathon/ ultra-running training blog but when I messed up my back and had to quit running for about eight months, it went fallow.  Well the back’s fine now but the desire to run ridiculous distances waxes and wanes. Since neither my mind nor need to spew onto a page didn’t go fallow, I decided to change the title and resume blogging in a more random way.

Stranger In A Strange Land is an homage to Robbie Robertson and one of the most mysterious tunes I’ve ever known,  “Somewhere Down The Crazy River”.  It was released in 1987 on his first solo album titled simply, Robbie Robertson. The entire album is as fresh today as it was twenty-odd years ago and I have never stopped listening to it.  

Anyway, I write a professional blog called Building Smart and I try to post on LinkedIn, Twitter and Facebook at least once a day, but those formats are limiting. I want a platform to share ideas and discoveries that strike and provoke me. I’m going to try not to get political because I am really sick and tired of all the bitching and moaning (I keep thinking about Rodney King – Why can’t we all  just get along?). But no promises.

There will be no schedule. I may update weekly, daily, twice a day or once a month -- who the heck knows. As the spirit moves, so will go the blog posts. If you click on the “Join This Site” button or the “Follow by Email” submission over there on the right, you’ll get a notification each time I post something new. 

One other thing: I'm still supporting the Semper Fi Fund for injured Marines, and I hope you will to. You can click on that link as well to make a donation -- even $10 bucks is appreciated. Thanks for reading this and stay tuned...

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Bad Move With A Tool Box


I haven’t run more than five miles altogether since the NewJersey Marathon back in early May. The plan was to take three weeks off after the NJM, but a freak injury bollixed that. Here’s what happened:

Memorial Day weekend. We were up in Basking Ridge, NJ to help the in-laws move to South Carolina. Kim’s father, Sandy, has more tools than Home Depot. We were moving his double-stacked tool boxes onto our horse trailer. They weigh about three hundred pounds each and there were five or six of them.

The strategy was to take out the drawers, move the cabinet box onto the trailer then reload the drawers. It was a good strategy. We had two in place and I was working on the third. All the drawers were back in, and I needed to push the unit up against the wall of the trailer. The cabinet was stuck because one of the swivel wheels was in the wrong position.

So I got down on my right knee, stretched out with my left arm to twist the far wheel while at the same time lifting and pushing against the cabinet. Bad idea. Something popped in my lower back and I went over sideways like a plugged gopher.

I did not scream like a girl. I did lay there on the floor of the trailer for a second or three thinking, “Wow, that was really bad.” Not wanting to make a scene, I quietly hauled myself upright using some hooks on the trailer wall, stumbled down the ramp and off into the grass where I laid down flat on my back.

I laid there for a few minutes planning my next move when Sondra (Kim’s step-mother) came over to see why I was laying in the grass when I should be loading the trailer. I said I hurt my back and could I have some ice? She got it for me. I iced my back for a while, ate a bunch of Advil and got back to work. Carefully. Gingerly. Stiffly.

That was Monday. I got through the next few days with ice and Advil. The back seemed to be getting better but then the damndest thing happened. On Thursday, I sat in my desk chair pretty much all day. Then I went outside to watch Kim teach and I sat in one of those crummy plastic injection molded resin chairs for about a half an hour and that killed it.

By Thursday night, I was reduced to crawling around on hands and knees. I am not kidding, I couldn't stand at all. I told Kim don’t give me any more crap about giving birth there’s no way it’s more painful than this. I am not a whiner. Ask Kim, she’ll tell you. My back felt like Mark Texiera and A-Rod were taking turns wailing away at it with Louisville Sluggers. When they got tired, God put me in a gigantic vise and cranked it down hard.

I self-medicated with some pain pills from an old prescription that never got used and slept through the night. I've always avoided chiropractors because my father had a stroke after a neck adjustment and that seemed like a bad omen to me. Friday morning I called the Chiropractor up the road. They couldn’t see me until Monday. I try to think back on that weekend, but it’s just a blur of pain and drugs.

Make a long story short, I have a bulging disk in my lower back. The one between L4 and L5, they say. I started out going for adjustments three times a week. Now it’s down to once. Eric (the chiropractor) insists he can fix me and I’ll be able to run again, but it’s going to take a while.

It’s been over three months so far. I'm at about 90%, but when I try to run I get these weird electric sensations shooting from my lower back into my hips.  He says that’s the disk bulging and scraping on the nerve and we still haven’t got all the inflammation out. I don’t know how long it’s going to take, but I'm following the rehab program like a new Pentecostal convert.

So that’s the story. I haven't been blogging because I was waiting to give you guys some good news... I don't have any, though. I'm not going to run the Marine Corps Marathon this year, but I did pay a $46 fee to roll my entry over to 2013.

Though I won't be running in the Richmond Marathon series of races either, I will help the Thoroughbred Retirement Foundation raise money with TEAM TRF to feed their horses through the winter. You can help us with that, too. Email me or check back here for more details.

My next marathon goal will be either Charleston in January or Myrtle Beach in February. I’m leaning towards Myrtle Beach. Kim’s dad lives nearby and our old horse vet, Heather and her husband David have a running store down there called the Black Dog Running Company.

Kim and I still support the Semper Fi Fund for Injured Marines through a monthly donation, and we encourage you to join us. These people serve the Marines who served our Country and have been gravely injured. They deserve all the help we can give them so open up your wallet and don’t be cheap.  


Saturday, May 12, 2012

NJ Marathon and Hot Dogs


I ran the New Jersey Marathon last week and discovered the world's best hot dogs.

When I learned that a 3:45 marathon before May 10th was critical for the best chance of getting into the JFK 50 Mile ultra, I zeroed in on the May 6th New Jersey Marathon at The Shore. An original Jersey guy at heart, I’ll jump at any excuse to get back to the old stompin’ grounds.

If you’re not from Jersey or haven’t spent a lot of time there, you might have a hard time understanding the lure of The Shore. Everywhere else in the world, people go to the beach. In Jersey, you go “down the shore.” That Jersey Shore show on MTV is a twisted caricature, but if you look past the buffoonery, you can see glimpses of the real thing.

We all have our regular towns down the shore. Kim’s family is from Belmar and Manasquan, so that’s where she went to hang out. My friend’s families had houses in Lavallette, so we went there and to the neighboring town of Seaside Heights for the nightlife. Long Beach Island (LBI) is a bit snootier, and my father rented us a house in Beach Haven a few times. I’d sneak out and hitchhike back up to Seaside though ‘cause that’s where the action was.

A different Bruce at The Stone Pony
As we got older and more into the club scene, we’d go to The Stone Pony in Asbury Park. That was such a wreck of a town back in the 80’s that after the bar closed, we’d gravitate back to Lavallette and crash at Rocque’s or Vinnie’s. If there was no one home and the doors were locked, we’d just sleep in the car in the driveway. Plenty of people too drunk to drive slept under that Asbury Park boardwalk.

All those fine visceral memories and perfect timing pointed at that NJ Marathon. The race started at Monmouth Park Racetrack, and coupling two of my favorite things, running and horse racing, added to the good vibe. I had ups and downs in my training. An ankle injury compressed the training schedule. Hydration issues and bad planning resulted in some poor long run performances.

As mid-April loomed, I talked with an expert I stumbled upon at a running shop in DC. She recommended using a rolling pin as a massage aid and introduced me to Hammer Gel and Perpetuem Solids for fueling the body. I bought a bunch of the stuff and liked the results.  

I had never run with tunes before this year, so I got rid of the earbuds in hopes of finding my body’s own rhythms as an easier route into The Zone and it worked. Everything seemed to be coming together and I did my last long run of 21 miles at a 9 minute pace. I finished strong with a decent kick. I felt ready.

I'll Have Another Wins The Derby
The Marathon Expo at Monmouth Park fell on Kentucky Derby day. We picked up my race packet and a few odds and ends at the expo. Then we wandered over to the simulcast area to meet some friends.  The Derby had a surprise finish, when Bodemeister, who led almost from the start was beat in the final furlong by 15:1 I’ll Have Another.

Seven of us went out for a steak dinner at Brennan’s in Neptune after the Derby. I’m not a fan of carbo-loading or overeating, so we both took half our steaks back to the hotel. Mine was a strip, Kim’s a ribeye. Kim lost her sunglass clips somewhere that evening and we looked and looked but never found them.

Race day weather was perfect. Temp in the 50’s and no sun. Some might call that gloomy; I call it cozy. There were only a few thousand runners, so the starting area was intimate. Kim got to hang right alongside the gate so I was able to keep my jacket on ‘til the last second.

The race organizers provided pacers. These people are invaluable for those of us trying to hit a time goal. Pacers are runners who are designated to run at a specific pace. They are equipped with GPS watches, so they always know their projected finishing time and can adjust their running speed accordingly. 

I scoped out the guy with the 3:45 shirt and decided he would become my new best friend. He had dark red hair and about a million freckles. By mile fifteen I had memorized all the freckles on the back of his neck -- even named a few.

For a while it was easy, but my own timing showed we were running an 8 minute pace rather than 8:35. I figured it was a part of the pacer’s race strategy to start out a little quicker in anticipation of slowing down in the later miles. No one I know actually runs negative splits in a marathon, though I’m sure it’s done.

The first ten miles we ran a weird loopy course through the towns of Oceanport, Monmouth Beach and into North Long Branch. I was in good shape. The course was pretty much dead flat and the only hill was a little bridge over an inlet.

I started looking for Kim and her mother as I hit mile eleven and found them cheering me on as I neared mile twelve. Before we got to thirteen, we were running parallel to the beach. The houses along this part of the shore are enormous. Palatial. Stunning.

The road was wide and smooth and as we approached mile fifteen, we saw the lead dog in this race coming back up the other side at his mile twenty-three. He was all alone, and I mean ALL alone. The number two was at least a minute and a half behind him.

Around mile sixteen, I saw Marine Captain Mosi Smith, the guy who hooked me up with the Semper Fi Fund. He was moving fast and heading back up towards the finish. His final time was 3:02. He’s only 29 years old, but a beast of a runner and a fine citizen.

This is about the time I started running into trouble. I had been playing like a shadow to my pacer. We had a group of about twenty runners all huddled together, but after the sixteen mile mark, I started to slip a little bit off the back of the pack. Not far, maybe ten or fifteen yards. I knew that I could sprint a few feet and catch back up, but I was beginning to tire.  

Something happened around mile seventeen. We passed the mile marker and turned right to head for the bridge over Deal Lake. I did not feel like I slowed, but suddenly I had lost contact with my group. They were about fifty yards ahead of me as they crossed the bridge and seemed to be flying. It was time for me to eat another energy gel, and as I fished it out of my pouch (still running along), they passed the eighteen mile marker, turned right onto the Asbury Park boardwalk and I lost them.

I became slightly dismayed here, but only slightly. I always hit my “wall” at about mile seventeen or eighteen, so I figured if I kept struggling along I would get through it. I wondered if running on the boardwalk would be easier than the road. It wasn’t. In fact, it sucked. The boards there were all lumpy and uneven.  One section of planks ran parallel to the beach, and the footing there was more consistent.

We ran right through this building
I pushed to pick up my pace, and must have been successful because I never saw my pacer again. There was a little loop at the turn around in Ocean Grove, and he must have been just enough ahead of me that we never passed each other. At mile twenty we actually ran through a building on the Asbury Park boardwalk. It was kind of cool and that picked up my spirits a bit.

We came off the boardwalk about a half mile later. This was mentally my lowest point. I was confronting the fact that I would not make 3:45 and felt my chances of getting into the JFK were screwed. As the boardwalk ramped back down to the street, I stumbled on an uneven plank and almost fell on my face. The quit devil started whispering in my ear.

Miles twenty-one through twenty-three were purgatory. My left sock had bunched up under my foot. I did not want to stop because at that level of fatigue, re-starting might be an insurmountable obstacle. I wiggled my foot around in my shoe as I ran in an effort to get the bunched up part out from under a bone. It worked and that small success was good.

My cardio was fine. It always is, but the hamstrings and calves were cranking down really tight. It was painful. The quit devil kept whispering to me in this place, but he never got any real influence because of my shirt. I was wearing my Team Semper-Fi Fund shirt and there was no way in hell I was going to disgrace that shirt by quitting.

As I passed the marker for mile twenty-three, I noticed the elapsed time on the clock was 3:32 and it dawned on me that I was still within striking distance of a sub-four hour finishing time. My last marathon time, NYC 2004, was 4:01 and I promised myself then that I would run another marathon someday because it was a shame to end on such a disappointing time. This was my chance for redemption.

With a new achievable goal, I relaxed and moved along a bit more comfortably but I did get passed by a guy running barefoot. They were some ugly feet that guy had. He had a pair of minimalist sandals tied to his waist.

Halfway through mile twenty-four we turned off the road and up onto the Long Branch boardwalk. That’s where one of the toenails on my right foot let go. It had been black for a few weeks. I felt it pop and there was this short burst of pain. I said to myself, “Damn, I was afraid that was going to happen.” It hurt for a minute, but no one ever died from losing a toenail, so you just ignore it and it goes away. The pain, that is. The nail stays in the sock.

I was very happy to see the flags that marked the finish, and happier yet to see the clock that said 3:58. I knew the official clock was two minutes faster than my actual time, and I was elated to see that the finishing time was easily under four hours. I had very little kick, though.

New Jersey National Guardsmen handed out bottles of water after we crossed the finsh, and a nice lady hung a medal around my neck. Kimberly was waiting for me along the fence on the left and my first words to her were, “I beat four hours, Honey. If I never run another one of these f-ing things, it will be ok.”

The grass along the Long Branch Boardwalk
Kim’s mother Lynn and her friend Bill were also there and we walked to a grassy area near a bandshell. As I stepped up onto the grass, both calf muscles cramped in unison and with such ferocity that I was involuntarily forced right up onto tip-toe.  Gasping weird guttural grunts, I bent to massage them but instead fell over sideways.

Lynn ran over and grabbed the right one while I worked the left. Then the golf ball sized muscles on the front of my hips joined the party. I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or just yell. Thrashing around going, “Oh! Oh! Oh!,” I got myself back on my feet and commenced to walking in circles ‘til everything quieted back down. That’s when I saw the sign for the Hot Dogs. "Hot Dogs $5," it said.

When the cramping stopped I laid down in the grass. I miss laying in the grass. Here in Virginia, you can’t lay in the grass because there’s these really nasty little bugs called chiggers that creep under the waistband of your underwear and then burrow into your flesh where they hang out and drive you crazy with itching until you smother them with nail polish.

So I was laying in the grass and Kim asked if I wanted something to eat and I said I would like a hot dog but five bucks seemed like an awful lot for a hot dog. Kim said you just ran twenty-six miles if you want a five dollar hot dog you can have a five dollar hot dog. So I said ok.

She came back in a few of minutes with a gigantic hot dog. It stuck out a couple of inches from either end of the bun. It had sauerkraut, chopped onions and brown mustard on it. The skin popped as I bit it. Juice ran down my chin and the flavor was indescribable. Perfect. So good in fact that I had a second.

They’re called WindMill Hot Dogs and can only be found in a few locations at the Jersey Shore and one place in Westfield. There’s also a horse farm just west of Richmond, VA where about five pounds of them are currently stored. But those will be gone before too long.

You can buy them online for something ridiculous like $4 each for a package of twenty-four. We paid a fraction of that in the store in Ocean Grove. Oh well, I guess we need to go back down the shore to get another package of dogs. Can I get you some bagels while we’re at it?